onion man
I was asked to water the neighbor's tomato plants while they took some much needed vacation time. I did. Last night the neighbor called to ask if I had planted two onions in his flower bed in the back, on the table. I didn't, so I said no and laughed, "onions? You have onions in the flowers?'" 'yeah, and the kids think it is hysterical and they were all wound up trying to figure out how they had gotten there and I told them, Eric did it and they replied, "yeah it would be just like your friend to do that" and they continued to laugh.'
"But I have only met them less than a moment in time if even that and they are so young, why would they?..."
'you are the hero around here now. They thought it was truly the coolest thing ever so just know you are the onion man.'
"I will wear the title with pleasure. This is harmless right?"
'yeah, if you like to be adorn. I sure would keep the title. They are hard to impress and love it.'
"But I have only met them less than a moment in time if even that and they are so young, why would they?..."
'you are the hero around here now. They thought it was truly the coolest thing ever so just know you are the onion man.'
"I will wear the title with pleasure. This is harmless right?"
'yeah, if you like to be adorn. I sure would keep the title. They are hard to impress and love it.'
posted by the warrior at 7:13 AM
1 Comments:
I like the new color--I like how you suck the reader into how you feel, what you see, and then emote them back out again, like drawing a breath, and billowing out a puff of smoke.
Today's word verification of the day: puhzeek
Not really a word, is it. More like a very awkward sneeze, like when your mouth is full.
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